🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: iPhone 17 IS COMING LIKE A BRICK TO THE FACE! 🤯💥 Get ready to kneel before the tech gods, Apple stans! 🍏✨ Honestly, Apple could drop a wet sock with a lightning port, and y’all would be pre-ordering it like it was the second coming of Steve Jobs. 🤡💀 LET'S GO! **LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE**: “We basically just swapped the lens around and added a new color called ‘Boring Grey.’ 🔥🚀 #Innovation” So what can we expect from the iPhone 17? 🤔👀 Rumor has it that you’ll finally get some killer camera upgrades (that’ll make your selfies look like a Picasso painting) 🎨🤳, and a new hue that’s apparently called ‘Sadness’—definitely gonna be the top seller for 2025’s end-of-the-world aesthetic. 🌍🖤💰 And let's not forget the release date: September 2025! Mark the calendar or don’t—it’s not like Apple hasn’t delayed everything ever. 🤷‍♂️🗓️ This is fine. In conclusion: COPE. SEETHE. The iPhone 17 will be an overpriced, underwhelming marvel that everyone will buy anyway. 🤤💸 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2027, Apple will release an iPhone that’s just a hologram projected from your wrist, and we’ll all be like “yep, that’s normal.” 💀💯