🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple’s annual ritual of introducing expensive rectangles with improved camera stickers is upon us! 🤖📱💰 Strap in as we dive into the iPhone 17 Shenanigans! 💥🔥 So here’s the scoop, fam: It’s almost been a year since the iPhone 16 dropped harder than my GPA during finals week. 📉 And guess what? The iPhone 17 is ready to come out in the wild, like a toddler at a birthday party! 🎉 Expect the iPhone 17, iPhone 17 Air, iPhone 17 Pro, and—wait for it—*drumroll*—iPhone 17 Pro Max. Because who doesn't want to pay more for the same thing with a slightly better camera? 🤡📸 💡 Leaked Developer Quote: “We just change the numbers and make the camera slightly better. The marketing team says that’s called ‘innovation.’ 😂” Cue the "This is Fine" dog meme because Apple’s PR team is already maxing out their "Hype for Money" meter. Stonks, baby! 📈💸 Hot Take: At this point, the next iPhone should just be a glorified hype machine projected into the cloud. ☁️💻 What's next? iPhone 17 Ultra Mega Super Pro with 862 cameras!? 🚀🤯 Share this chaos or you’re just a part of the cringe-iPhone-16-supporting masses! ✌️✨