🚨🎉 BREAKING: The iPhone 17 is about to drop and almost 70% of iPhone users are like "Shut up, take my money!" 💵🔥 But here's the tea 💧—while folks are ready to sell a kidney for that new shiny slab 🔪🏥, the price tag has them feeling like 😬💔. Picture this: Apple's vibe check on prices be like "Nah, we gon’ keep the stonks UP" 📈💰 while users are out here crying "This is fine" 😩🔥 as they stare at their empty wallets. Let’s break it down: We have the classic iPhone upgrade cycle—every year like clockwork, Apple’s gotta hit you with the “New Features™” like they’re handing out Pokémon cards! 🎮✨ Meanwhile, those newly added features are basically just small tweaks to the camera 😂 and adding another shade of “Midnight Blue” (which is just Black but cooler) 🌑💙. Just last week, a dev was overheard saying, "LOL, the only innovation we have left is selling air!" 🤖💨 It’s wild out here! Hot take 🔥🚀: From now on, I’m calling it: Apple will release an iPhone THAT ACTUALLY CAN MAKE YOU COFFEE ☕🪄. You heard it here first—next-level tech or just tech for folks who can’t manage a coffee maker? You decide. Time to seethe or cope, squad! 💀💬 #iPhone17 #BrokeButWilling