🚨🔥iPhone 17 COLOR ALERT!🔥🚨 Hold onto your overpriced Apple wallets, fam, because we just got “internal documents” (aka Tim Cook’s secret diary) spilling the tea on the iPhone 17 colors 🖍️🤫. Forget all that boring tech jargon; here’s the juicy scoop: 📱 iPhone 17: Six colors (but honestly, isn’t it just fifty shades of gray? 💀) ✨ iPhone 17 Air: Four colors (who knew air could come in colors? 🌈💨) 🌟 iPhone 17 Pro/Pro Max: Five colors (calling it, one is “Woe is Me Blue” for all us broke boys/girls 💸) Leaked quote from a developer: “I chose these colors because I’m just as confused as you are about what year it is” 😂💔. Meanwhile, stonks still go up 📈 as we watch rich people throw money at these fancy rectangles while the rest of us are still coping with last year's model. Drake would be doing the “I’m not impressed” meme right now 😒📸. **Hot take:** In 2024, we’ll be getting iPhone 18 in *transparent* colors. We'll finally have the "See-through” model, showcasing all our regrets in purchasing the last 17 iterations. GET READY TO SEETHE, PEASANTS! 🤡💥👀