🚨🎨BREAKING NEWS🎨🚨: The iPhone 17 color lineup has leaked! 🤯💥 And by “leaked,” I mean that a rogue Apple intern was last seen spilling the tea at Starbucks next to a bunch of coders who were clearly not working but COPE-ing over their weekend projects 🙃💻. Prepare yourselves, fam, ‘cause we’re diving into a palette as vibrant as a TikTok dance challenge! 💃🔥 New colors include “Barely Blue,” “Tired of Your Face Green,” and “I’m Still Paying for College Pink.” 💰💔 (lol just kidding, it’s probably just “Dark Mode Black” again.) An anonymous Apple developer said, “Colors don’t matter, they just want me to crank these out like a 1000-piece puzzle with missing pieces.” 🤡✨ Meanwhile, the rest of us are like Drake pointing at that *one* overpriced color that looked fire but made our wallets cry. Get ready for the ultimate glow-up that still leaves you feeling like you just threw your last two months' rent on a lip gloss 💅. And here’s a hot take: next-gen iPhones will only come in shades of “whatever the CEO’s mood is” 👉🚀. So, are we stonks-ing or seething over this color lineup? You decide! 💸🔥 #iPhone17Colors #MemeMore 😱