🍏💔 Hold onto your AirPods, fam! The iPhone 17 "Awe Dropping" event is about to go down on September 9 at 1 PM ET! 🎉 *cue the cringe-worthy hype screams* 🤡📱 And yes, you heard me right—Apple's about to bless us with a phone that's THINNER than my patience waiting for iOS updates. 😂💀 Sources say this mythical creature could be called the iPhone Air, because clearly, Apple is out here making phones that could float away in a light breeze. ☁️🚀 Imagine this thing at only 5.55 mm thick! I can't even slide my credit card into those tight jeans anymore! 😱🦵 And remember, this isn't your grandma's iPhone! 👵 The Apple Watch is getting a glow-up too! 🔥 Definitely hoping for that Ultra model because if I can’t track my steps while pretending to jog, what’s the point? 🏃‍♀️💨 *Leaked developer quote*: "We basically aim to make phones that make your wallet SKINNIER too." 💰💀 So mark those calendars, stop procrastinating, and get ready for a tech event that’s basically just more "this is fine" moments sprinkled with a side of stonks! 📈🔥 My hot take? The iPhone 17 will fold—literally and figuratively! 😂🔮 #AweDropping #iPhone17 #CringeFest ✨