🚨BREAKING NEWS: iPhone 17 Air EXPOSED! 🚨 The new “Plus killer” is dropping, and it’s thinner than your hopes of ever being rich! 💸💀 Get ready for the most “meh” upgrade since they turned the iPhone 7 headphone jack into a ghost 😱👻. 🎉 Rumor has it that they’ll swap the camera lens for a one-eyed Squirtle 🐢 that takes pics in “Ultra Cringe” mode! But hey, it’s “lighter than a feather,” which is perfect for throwing it at your friend when they drop a TikTok cringe video. “Bro, I can’t believe we made it even thinner. Now it fits perfectly in your ‘I’m broke but care about stonks’ pockets!” said one “leaked dev” who totally wasn’t just my friend Jonathan. 🤣🔍 💥 COLORS? How about a gradient that screams, “I’m still paying off my last iPhone!” AND they ditched the 120Hz display. Because why make your photos look good when you can just zoom in on your emotional baggage… right? 😩📱 🔥 HOT TAKE: By September, this phone will be so thin it’ll slip right out of Apple’s grasp and into the “WTF were they thinking” bin! Mark my words! 😤✨ #iPhone17Air #CringeFest #UnleashTheChaos