🚨 HOLD UP! iPhone 17 Air is here and it’s about to fold like your laundry after a week of being in the basket! 🧺🌀 Apple is whispering sweet nothings about a foldable future and honestly? That’s a HUGE stonk 🚀🍏! Perhaps they're taking notes from Samsung 🤔, aka the Fold Boss 👑. I can already hear Tim Cook in a Zoom call yelling, “If it bends, it spends!” 💰💸 Imagine this: You’re chilling, scrolling TikTok 📱💀, and then BAM! You go full galaxy brain when you realize your iPhone now opens like a book that’s too thick to read 🙃📚. But here's the tea 🍵: If they slap a hefty price tag on it, it’s gonna be as cringe as watching your friends still use a flip phone in 2023. 🤦‍♂️ Rumor has it, one dev leaked: “We’re just trying to catch up to the Samsung flip-flop train, no cap. Also, why is everyone calling it the 'iPhone 17 Air'? Like, what is it, a diet phone?” 🥴 But real talk: Brace yourselves for a world where everyone’s flexing their bendy iPhones, meanwhile your grandpa’s flip phone is still thriving in its vintage glory 👴🔥. Here’s my hot take: by 2025, everyone will just be using holographic displays projected from their foreheads. Mark my words! 🔮👀