🚨💀 BREAKING: iPhone 17 Air is bringing back the *binned GPU!* Yes, you heard that right! 😱🎮👀 Hold onto your wallets, fam! 🍏💸 The **“A19 Pro Lite (but not really)”** is here, featuring ONLY 5 graphics cores instead of the glorious 6. Just imagine walking into the Apple Store and saying, “Hey, I want the wimpier version of your overpriced phone!” 😂💩 👀 Leaker Talk: *“Bro, we just want to keep it slim. Who needs gaming performance when you can have ‘fashionably late’ graphics?”* **#Based** 🤡 Let’s be real for a second — if I wanted to feel like I’m playing *Tetris* on dial-up, I’d just boot up my old GameBoy. 😤💾 This is the equivalent of going to a restaurant and ordering a *smaller-than-usual* portion, and the waiter is like, “This is fine.” 🥴🔪🔥 But hey, as long as it’s shiny and comes with that iconic 🍏 logo, millions will line up like it’s Black Friday. #Stonks 📈🚀 🔥🔥 Hot Take: In 2024 they’ll release the **iPhone 17 Air Max Lite HD** which is literally just a sticker of a 6th core taped to the back! 👀💔💥 #AppleLogic #CopeAndSeethe Share if you’re ready to fight the system! 🤖💪