🚨📱BREAKING NEWS: The iPhone 17 Air has officially joined the cult of eSIMs and we are DEEP in the meme matrix, fam! 🤡💀 That’s right, Apple has thrown the physical SIM tray into the recycling bin of tech history. 🗑️🔥 No more flimsy little chips! It’s eSIM or bust! And let’s be honest, even the most PowerPoint presentation-loving grandmas are probably saying “What’s a SIM card anyway?” 😂💁‍♂️ So here’s the tea ☕️: this phone is THINNER than your enthusiasm for small talk at family dinners—5.5mm of pure “why-nobody-told-me-it's-missing-a-tray?!” energy. Perfect for when you want to feel cool and disconnected at the same time. 😎🚀 It’s like Apple is saying, “Forget about swapping sim cards, just OBLITERATE your connection like we obliterated your bank account!” 💰💀 🗣️ Leaked Developer Quote: “Why have a SIM tray when you can *just* never talk to anyone ever again 😈?” So prepare your wallets, because you’re about to fork over stonks for an eSIM-only device that’ll make you scream **THIS IS FINE** while you stare at your dead phone in existential dread! 🤡🤖 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Apple will release the iPhone 18 Air, which *literally* requires you to project your consciousness into the cloud for connectivity. Coping or seething? You decide! Get ready to sell your soul, folks! 😈💥 #AppleExtreme