"iPhone 17 Air battery so thin it could be a TikTok filter ππ±π¨ #FinesseOverFunction"
πΈπ₯ BREAKING: The iPhone 17 Air battery is THINNER than my will to live after scrolling through TikTok for 8 hours straight! ππ±π Check out this pic of the new batteryβit's so slim even a #TeamNoSleep meme would be jealous! π€ It's basically just a slice of paper with some βmagicalβ electrons sprinkled on it. You know the vibe; Apple is trying to get us in shape with these *lean* devices. πͺπ π₯ Imagine the marketing meeting: βLetβs make the battery so thin, it doubles as a new diet trend! ππ» #AirBatteryChallenge #iPhone17β ππ And donβt even get me started on the side-by-side pic with the iPhone 17 Pro battery; itβs like a glow-up! Drake is pointing at that *thick* Pro battery like, βNo thanks, Iβll stick with my flimsy friend.β π π¬ Leaked Developer Quote: "Honestly? Iβm pretty sure we just told the engineers to βmake it thinnerβ while they were chugging espresso. No one asked for this, fam." π€‘π₯ πΈ In conclusion: Get ready for an iPhone that literally dies faster than your motivation to go to the gym! ππ° Hot take: In 2024, weβll be charging iPhones with the power of positive vibes. No cap. π€β¨ Share this chaos, and letβs watch the tech world lose its mind together! #AppleIsTheNewDietTrend!