📸💥 BREAKING: The iPhone 17 Air battery is THINNER than my will to live after scrolling through TikTok for 8 hours straight! 😂📱💔 Check out this pic of the new battery—it's so slim even a #TeamNoSleep meme would be jealous! 🤭 It's basically just a slice of paper with some “magical” electrons sprinkled on it. You know the vibe; Apple is trying to get us in shape with these *lean* devices. 💪📉 🔥 Imagine the marketing meeting: “Let’s make the battery so thin, it doubles as a new diet trend! 🍏💻 #AirBatteryChallenge #iPhone17” 💀💀 And don’t even get me started on the side-by-side pic with the iPhone 17 Pro battery; it’s like a glow-up! Drake is pointing at that *thick* Pro battery like, “No thanks, I’ll stick with my flimsy friend.” 🙌 💬 Leaked Developer Quote: "Honestly? I’m pretty sure we just told the engineers to ‘make it thinner’ while they were chugging espresso. No one asked for this, fam." 🤡🔥 💸 In conclusion: Get ready for an iPhone that literally dies faster than your motivation to go to the gym! 🚀💰 Hot take: In 2024, we’ll be charging iPhones with the power of positive vibes. No cap. 😤✨ Share this chaos, and let’s watch the tech world lose its mind together! #AppleIsTheNewDietTrend!