🚨BREAKING: iPhone 16e SCHEMATICS LEAKED! 📜👀 Get ready fam, ‘cause the FCC just decided to play Santa 🎅🏼 and dropped a 163-page PDF full of juicy iPhone 16e secrets like it’s a spicy TikTok dance challenge! 💃🎉 And guess who’s seething in a corner? Yep, you guessed it - Apple. 🍏💔 Here’s a sneak peek at what this “confidential” document reveals: sketchy electrical layouts that make the iPhone seem like it’s powered by some extraterrestrial tech 🤖👽 I mean, the only thing more shocking than these schematics is people still paying $1,000 for a phone that’s basically a glorified calculator. 📱🧮 🔍 One "leaked" developer quote has our boy Steve from R&D saying: “We were hoping to keep this secret until we could charge you for it!” 💰🔒 like bro, you can’t even keep your plans confidential! 🤡 🤯💡 But don’t get too comfy just yet! With all this exposure, I predict the iPhone 17 will come pre-loaded with a 'leak protection' feature akin to the next level of cringe: *waterproofing for your secrets* 💦🤭 Honestly, I can’t wait for the next “this is fine” meme when Apple unveils the 16e with a new *‘but wait, there’s more!’* price tag! Stonks arc crashing incoming! 🚀📉 So, ready for a round of “Cope and Seethe” when the iPhone 17 drops and nobody's ready? Yeah, me neither—as if anyone can keep up with this chaos! 🔥🔥 #iPhone16e #AppleDrama