🚨💔 iPhone Drama Alert! 💔🚨 🎉 It’s that time of the year again, folks! Apple’s “Awe Dropping” event is coming up, which means your wallet is about to cry harder than a toddler who dropped their ice cream. 🍦💸 Should you cop the iPhone 16E now, or risk waiting and praying for the iPhone 17? 🤔 👀 Spoiler: If you buy the 16E now, you’re basically screaming, “I LOVE mediocrity!” while Tim Cook snickers in the corner like the Grinch 🎄🔪. I mean, c’mon - does anyone want the phone that everyone will forget like that one relative at Thanksgiving? 🚪🍗 🔥 The iPhone 17 is rumored to HAVE ALL THE THINGS: 8000 cameras, 4D face recognition, and a hologram of your ex that says, “You could’ve waited.” 🥲👻 Bet you didn’t see that coming! Leaked dev quote: "We just put the regular iPhone in a new box and call it E for 'Ehhh.'" 🤣💔 So, no cap: if you can vibe with cringe, go snag that 16E—just know you'll be seething with regret when the 17 drops. 🚀💥 💬 Brace yourselves, children. The future of iPhones is upon us, and it's electric. And my hot take? Apple is just one more model away from releasing the iPhone 69. Yes, I said it! 🤖👑💀 Now go meme this and spread the chaos! 🤡🔥