🚨🎉 BREAKING: The iPhone 16 is now officially on sale! 🤯💸 Just when you thought Apple was gonna make you bend the knee for the iPhone 17, they went ahead and slapped a price drop on last year's model like it's the last slice of pizza at a programming party! 🍕💔 🎨 The new iPhone 17 lineup comes in a lip-smacking orange hue that screams “notice me, senpai!” 🍊✨ But like, is anyone REALLY gonna pay top stonks 💰 for a slightly better camera and a 120 Hz display when they can snag that sweet, sweet iPhone 16 at a steeper discount? Talk about cringe! 🤦‍♂️ 💬 "I just wanna make people sad that their 16 is only slightly worse," said a leaked Apple dev meme lord 😂🤖. Meanwhile, we're over here like Drake, pointing at the 16 and saying, "That’s the one!" 🔥 💸 So, what’s the takeaway? If you drop the cash on the iPhone 17, the only thing getting upgraded is the Apple store’s sales commission, no cap. 🤷‍♂️ So go get your iPhone 16 while it lasts! And here's my unhinged prediction: By 2025, Apple will release phone models made entirely of jellybeans. 🍬📱🍭 #PhoneButNotReally #AppleMemeMadness