🚨🍏 Y’all, the iPhone 16 drops soon and the tech gods are teasing us with whispers of the iPhone 17—like why even try to make a decision when FOMO is the new currency? 🤷‍♂️💸 **Let’s break this down!** Do you wanna be that person with a brand-new iPhone 16 while your kin are still bragging about their iPhone 14? 🤡 *Cough, super cringe, cough!* Or do you take the smart route and wait for the iPhone 17, which is basically going to be a space magician?! 🚀✨ Speaking of 17, listen to this leaked convo I had with the Apple engineers: 🍏 Developer 1: "We made the camera 0.0001% better." 🍏 Developer 2: "That’s a stonks moment right there!" 💰 🍏 Developer 1: "Let’s throw in a dodgy charging cable for good measure." So, it's either: 1. **iPhone 16** = Basic 🥱 (Think of it as holding the door open for the real deal) 2. **iPhone 17** = Galaxy Brain 🤯 (You’ll be sipping tea in style while your friends talk about how their FaceTime lags) No cap, just wait for the 17 and flex on them later. 🔥 Pro tip: Start practicing your TikTok dances for the inevitable “Unboxing my NEW iPhone” video! My unhinged prediction? Apple is going to make a whole line of iPhone 17 variants, and if you try to keep up, you might end up selling your kidney! 🦴💀 *Seethe* in the chat if you don't agree!