🚨🍏 BREAKING: The iPhone 16 is here and you can feel the FOMO creeping in like that awkward silence at a party when the DJ plays "Wonderwall" for the 100th time. Should you DROP the cash, or WAIT like you're binging 5 seasons of your favorite show? 🤔💸 Rumor has it the iPhone 17 will be SO good that Tim Cook’s gonna need a therapy dog to handle all that pressure. 🐶💔 "I told the team it was either 'impressive' or they’d be using a flip phone to communicate," says my entirely reliable insider, who may or may not be a potato. 🥔💅 Right now, the iPhone 16 is looking like a solid pick, IF you love minor aesthetic changes and a camera upgrade that’s about as useful as a chocolate teapot. 🍫☕️ But let’s be real, if you wait for the iPhone 17, you could be flexing on your friends with some next-gen tech that’s gonna have more features than a Swiss army knife. 🛠️💪 This is fine, until Apple announces that the iPhone 17 will be running on sentient AI and requires a blood sacrifice to operate ⚰️😱. No cap, it's either leap into the latest edition or become a meme in a week! 👀🔥 So, in conclusion: iPhone 16 ➡️ “meh” or iPhone 17 ➡️ “big brain”? 🤯✨ Get ready to seethe watching your friends be EXTRA with the latest tech or frantically refreshing your feed for launch day. Predicting a mass Apple meltdown by 2025! 🍏💥 Share or perish!