🚨 BREAKING: iPhone 16 OR iPhone 17 Debate Sparks CRISIS at Verizon! 🚨🤯 So I just popped into a Verizon store, and lemme tell you, the vibe was straight-up *This Is Fine* meme level chaos!! 🔥🔥 People were snatching up iPhone 16s like they were the last bag of Hot Cheetos at a college dorm! 😱 But like, can we talk about this? Why drop 💵 on an iPhone 16 when the iPhone 17 is literally around the corner??? 🚀💸 Here’s a leaked convo between two Apple employees I totally didn’t make up: 👨‍💻 Employee 1: “Dude, should we even tell people about the iPhone 17?” 👨‍💻 Employee 2: “Nah, let’s just watch them seethe and cope like it’s a Black Friday sale!” 💀😂 I mean, come on! Apple knows how to hustle, serving us new colors and a slightly better camera for $$$. Stonks going up for Tim Cook while users do the Drake Pointing meme, turning their backs on the humanity of waiting 📱💔! So should you buy, or should you wait? Do you want a shiny new phone or a chance to buy the same model from last year at half the price? 🤔💰 Honestly, if you’re still buying the iPhone 16, you might as well rock that "I’ll settle for a refurbished toaster" energy. 🔥🔥 Hot take: Why not just wait for the iPhone 34? By then, it’ll probably just be a chip embedded in your brain—upgrade your life, fam! 🤖💥 SHARE this to warn the masses!