🚨📱🍏 BREAKING: Apple just hit us with the craziest plot twist since *The Last Jedi* – the iPhone 16 is now ONLY available with 128GB of storage! That’s right folks, 128! That’s as much storage as my cat’s TikTok account, and we all know fluff posts take up space! 😱😹 Why, you ask? 🧐 Well, Apple just dropped the iPhone 17, 17 Pro, and 17 Pro Max like they were yesterday’s stale meme. The 16 lineup is basically the *“please don’t look at me”* kid in a high school cafeteria, trying to avoid the new kids who just rolled in with their fancy backpacks. 🧑‍🎤💔 "Honestly, we’re just afraid of cannibalizing ourselves. It’s like eating your own *personality*," said an imaginary Apple dev via a very real *leak*. “Plus, who needs storage when you can just buy *more* cloud?” ☁️💸 So, if you thought 128GB was gonna get you through 2023 with all your TikToks and 5-hour long Netflix binges… sweetheart, that’s a *one-way ticket to Cringeville.* 😩😩 🔥🔥My hot take? Next year, Apple will announce the iPhone 18 “Limited Edition Storage” which will be 16GB and marketed as “minimalist”. #Stonks 🌌💰 Keep your wallets ready, fam!