🚨🚨🔥📱 iPhone 15 vs. iPhone 17: The Battle of Overpriced Shiny Rectangle 🤡📉 💰💸 Okay, tech fam, grab your popcorn 🍿 because we’re about to take you on an EPIC journey through time, space, and Apple’s marketing BS! 🚀✨ So, you’ve been flexing that ancient relic called the iPhone 15 for two whole years (congrats, you’re officially a dinosaur 🦕). Now Apple drops the iPhone 17 like it’s a hot mixtape 🎤💥, but before you go slapping your credit card down, let’s break down what’s really going on. **Specs:** iPhone 15: “I am sleek and average.” 😴 iPhone 17: “Hold my algorithm, I’m packing so much RAM even your grandma can’t keep up!” 🧠💪 **Screen Size:** iPhone 15: “Still bigger than your ex's ego.” 😂 iPhone 17: “Literally the size of my hopes and dreams.” 🌌✨ **Camera:** iPhone 15: “Decent for selfies but will still get you ghosted.” 👻📸 iPhone 17: “50x Zoom to spy on your neighbors’ hot new lawn decorations.” 🔭💀 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Every new iPhone is literally just a new paint job on the same old rust bucket. But hey, at least it’s shiny, right?” 🤖💬 In conclusion, unless you're keen on giving Apple your lunch money for a minor glow-up when you could be stacking those stonks, just chill! 💸 But WATCH OUT: I predict in 2024, lead developer Timmy McCodeface will announce the *iPhone 19* and it’ll just be an air tag with a glitter