🚨📱 BREAKING: The iPhone is about to go from *basic* to *foldable Bible* in 2024! Y’all better buckle up because Apple is about to hit us with a *book that folds*... for some impractical reasons! 🤯💥 According to wise tech wizard Mark Gurman (who apparently has a crystal ball 🧙‍♂️🔮), the new foldable iPhone is coming in hot with **FOUR measly cameras** because let's be real—one camera can’t capture every cringey selfie you take 🙃📸. We’re talking a back camera that’ll let you take pics of your *unbelievable* meals 🤤🍔, one for your *perfect* angles from the front, and TWO on the inside for when you're in your *awkwardly staged FaceTime* calls. Fr fr, did anyone ask for this? Oh, and let’s not forget the return of Touch ID! Because who needs to use their face when you can just unleash your thumbs in 2024? 🤡🤦 Big stonks for Apple’s new in-house cellular modem! ☁️💰 It’s like they said, “Why rely on others when you can mess everything up yourself?” And let’s face it, if Apple can make a foldable phone, so can your grandma with her knitting supplies. 🤣💅 ### 🌟 *Prediction*: By 2025, Apple will release a foldable, inflatable iPhone that you can use as a pool float. This is the future we’re getting, folks! 🏖️💦🚀