🚨 BREAKING: iPhone Lineup Gone Wild! 🚨 Once upon a time, in a galaxy not so far away, Apple thought, "What if we took our ONE iPhone and threw it into a blender? 🍹💥" Fast forward to 2024 and BOOM 💣—welcome to the CRINGE fest of fragmented iPhones! With four shiny new models and two dusty old ones still chilling like they just walked out of a time machine, it's basically like trying to pick a flavor at a TikTok cafe. 🍦🤡 👀 Rumor has it developers are already arguing over which iPhone to support! I can hear them now: *🍏 Dev 1*: “Bro, my app’s only for the iPhone 100X!” *🍏 Dev 2*: “Nah, fam, I'm sending vibes exclusively to the iPhone 12 bro. #Stonks 💸” As Apple prepares to drop a lineup that looks like a bad episode of "Hoarders: Tech Edition," you just know we’re in for some serious buyer's remorse. This is fine. 🙃 🔮 Hot take: By 2025, we’ll be choosing our model based on color and NOT features, fr fr. I can’t wait for the “iPhone Rainbow Edition” where the only upgrade is how bright it looks in selfie mode. Get ready for a wild ride, fam, it’s gonna be lit! 🚀🔥✨