🚨🎉 *BREAKING NEWS FROM APPLE'S THINSPIRATIONAL LEAKAGE* 🍏💔 **Did anyone ask for a SUPER THIN iPhone? 🤔** Nah fam, but here's Apple doing what they love best: throwing us a noodle-thin slab of overpriced metal and calling it innovation. The all-new iPhone Air is so slim (5.6mm), it could double as a dental floss container! 🦷💁‍♂️💸 ***Leaked Developer Quote:*** "Lol, we just wanted to see how thin we could make it before it became a paper airplane. #JustAppleThings" 😂✈️ But hold on, it’s not all doom and gloom! They packed in a better battery ⚡ and the A19 Pro chip, because why not have faster processing power while you’re trying to balance your phone on the edge of a table? 🤡💀 More megapixels? Sure! But let’s be honest, anyone using that 48MP camera in low-light is doomed to a permanent selfie cringe. 📷🌘 You’re gonna be the next 'This is Fine' meme, no cap. **Prediction:** By next year’s event, Apple will launch an iPhone Air Lite that can only communicate through Morse code. 🔥📱 Signals only, folks! Get ready for the tech apocalypse! 🛑😱 #Stonks #GalaxyBrain