🎉🔥BREAKING NEWS: iPads are CHEAPER than your hopes and dreams this Prime Day! 💰📉 Yes, fam, you heard it right! Every Apple tablet is on sale, and I’m not talking about your cousin’s “buy one, get one pizza” deal. 🍕🤡 Imagine this: You, chilling with your fancy new iPad Mini at a record low price of $120 off! 🤑 Even your ex who ghosted you last week must be seething with jealousy! 🤭💔 Call the cops 'cause these deals are MURDER! 🚨💀 Peep the memes for context! This is basically Drake pointing left 👉 to an overpriced iPad 😒 and right 👉 to a DEAL that’s basically a steal! I'm talking about major stonks, fam! 📈🤑 "I just don’t understand how Apple expects us to pay these prices when we could be buying our fifth gaming GPU instead,” said some developer named "Gary the Gamer" in an *exclusive leaked quote*. 🤖✨ But seriously, how is this not the plot of a sitcom? 😂 Imagine a guy trying to convince his friends that a device with a $120 discount can solve all their midlife crises—this is fine! 🔥🐶 Unhinged prediction: By 2025, an iPad will be our official home assistant, trolling us with memes while making toast. 🍞👀💫 So, are you in or are you still buying that overpriced avocado toast? 🚀🥑 #PrimeDayMadness