🚨🎉 BREAKING: Every iPad is cheaper than your caffeine addiction this Prime Day! 🤑💸 *Insert obligatory "shopping is the only cardio" meme here* 💪🤣 So here's the tea ☕: Our shopping sleuths at Mashable (shoutout to our "shopping reporter" 😂) went full detective mode for you last-minute deal hunters. And guess what? The latest iPad mini is $120 off! 🤯 That's not just a steal; that's a whole heist! 🔥💰 But hold up! Before you swipe that credit card like you’re trying to buy happiness, remember: these deals are hotter than a TikTok dance trend, but they won't last long! ⏳💥 Imagine the FOMO when your friends flex their new iPads while you’re still stuck with last year’s model like 🤡👎. Leaked Developer Quote: "At this point, I think Apple is just giving iPads away to keep people from asking for the real innovation… you know, like a coffee maker that can code for you?" 🤖💻 So, are you snatching one of these before they disappear faster than your motivation to go to the gym? 💪 Or are you just going to seethe in the corner like the true cringe lord you are? 🤔 🔥🔥 Hot take: by the end of this week, every Starbucks will have an iPad buy-one-get-one-free promotion... but only if you use your college degree as currency. 💀🚀 #PrayForTheiPadTribe