🚨 BREAKING: The iPad is BACK like your ex who swore they changed! 🍏💔💅🏽 🤖 Apple just dropped the M5-powered iPad Pro, now with the N1 wireless networking chip. That’s right! It’s rocking Wi-Fi 7, Bluetooth 6, and—wait for it—Thread! 🔥🛋️ Time to dust off your smart home dreams like a long-lost meme. So, what’s this Thread? Basically, it’s the glue that keeps your smart home devices from seething in the corner like that creepy doll nobody talks about. 💀📱 But let’s be real, Apple hasn’t told us why it’s here, because why would they? “Hey, we added nifty new features for the fun of it!” said *leaked* developer Terry Oops. “Also, we need a reason to sell you another new product.” 💸✨ Imagine controlling your lights and toaster with your iPad. "Stonks" said the toaster—yeah, that’s how wild it’s about to get. 🚀 Now weed out your friends who still think smart homes are cringe. Cope?? Seethe??? 🔥HOT TAKE: In 2025, iPads will be sentient and start charging rent to your smart fridge. “This is fine,” said literally NO ONE. Share if you’re ready for your home to start judging your life choices! 😂💯