🎉😱 ALERT! The NEW LOW PRICE for Apple's 11th-gen iPad is here, and it’s at Walmart! 🤠💸🎈 But like, let's be real, do you really care about the deal or just wanna flex your latest overpriced tech? 🤔💀 🔥 For REAL, folks, $50 off is about as thrilling as watching paint dry, amirite? 🥱 But hey, it comes in *EVERY COLOR* — like a bag of Skittles that ALSO makes you question all your life choices! 🌈🤢 Imagine this convo: **Developer:** "Boss, we’re selling an outdated tablet for a mere $50 off—should we be worried?" **Boss:** "Nah, we just throw every color at it and pray! 🍀" Meanwhile, everyone on TikTok is like: - 💰 Drake pointing at the *“saving $50”* part like it's the holy grail of tech and not just a small fraction of your next avocado toast budget! 😂🥑 This deal might have you feelin’ like stonks 📈, but let’s face it — you’ll still be seething over battery life, fr fr. 🥴 In conclusion: If Apple keeps this up, their next release might be a cardboard box, and we’ll all still be hyped like “YO, it’s MINT CONDITION!” 😂🔥 👀 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, we’re gonna see iPads with self-aware AI that *distracts* you from your existential dread… or just tell you to buy more stuff! 🤖💥 #CapitalismWins