🔥📱Attention all Apple heads and digital hoarders! It's your boy here with the juiciest tech gossip that's hotter than your grandma's chili! 😩🤡 The latest gossip on the street is that Apple just dropped some tasty deals on their iPads, and no cap, it’s like Black Friday came early and forgot to wear pants! 🍑💰 First up, we've got that basic iPad flexin' with the A16 chip for just **$299**! Yeah, you heard me right! You can finally pretend your TikTok dance videos are filmed in 8K! 📸🚀 But wait, the iPad Pro with the M5 chip??? 🧠💥 That bad boy is already down to $949! Just $50 off for the privilege of owning a device with more power than your dad's old gaming rig. *Developer Quote Alert*: "I mean, we took the M5 chip and just... prayed for world peace. Turns out, it didn't work, but now my iPad can render 3D models like it's on steroids! 💪🤖" But hey, if you missed out on the October Prime Day deals, this is fine. 😂🔥 Apple’s probably saving all the big discounts for Black Friday like they're Thanos, collecting gems! 💎💀 Prediction time: in 2024, Apple will release an iPad that you can wear as a watch. Yeah, embrace the cringe! 😂⌚️ #iPadWatch #ItsComing