🚨💥 iPad Showdown: Base vs. Air - The Epic $170 Battle of Boredom! (feat. Extra Cringe) 🥱🔥 Okay fam, gather ‘round! We have a tech THRILLER on our hands! 📱💥 It’s the battle of the century: the **iPad** vs. **iPad Air**! *cue Michael Bay explosions* 🎇💥 These two slaps of glass and metal are tussling for your precious coins (and your attention) while making you question your life choices. *Insert Drake meme pointing to the base iPad* 😤➡️📱 For just **$170**, you can either: 1. Support the tech overlords by plopping down cash for the *Air* (cause who doesn’t love paying more for “Air”—whatever that means? 🤷‍♂️) 2. Or go the broke genius route with the *Base* iPad—aka, "the budget king" 👑💰 (Also known as “the iPad for those who still use a flip phone” 😂). Developer quote 💬: “Honestly, I just bought the base model and now I can afford avocado toast again.” 🥑✨ So, is the Air worth the paper it’s printed on? 🤔💸 Or is it just Apple’s way to get y’all to feel fancy without being boujee? 🤔🤖 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In a stunning twist, Apple will release an iPad made entirely of air in 2025, and it’ll cost you *three kidneys*! Stay tuned. 🚀💀💵 #stonks #thisisfine