🚨 BREAKING NEWS: iPad Pro Prices Are Cheaper Than Your Ex’s Excuses! 🚨💸 So your boy was scrolling through the e-commerce abyss that is Amazon (cue the sad piano music 🎹) when BOOM 💥! I saw the 12.9-inch iPad Pro on sale like it’s the last piece of pizza at a party! 🍕 And I KNOW you want that kind of energy in your life. With iPadOS 26 dropping like it’s hot 🔥, these things are basically mini MacBooks now. No cap, they’re practically begging you to teach them how to code — or watch TikToks of people pretending to code. 🤖💻 *Leaked Apple Dev Quote*: “We thought the iPad was just for Angry Birds. Turns out, it’s also for Angry Programmers!” 🤪💬 You can finally tell your friends you’re “tech-savvy” while you binge-watch Netflix on your shiny new toy. 🥳 Just don't accidentally click on something that makes you unalive yourself (looking at you, auto-updates). So hit up Amazon and cop that deal before they decide it was all a funny joke and the prices skyrocket like Bitcoin in 2020! 🚀 Stonks may not even care! Hot take: Apple is gonna drop an iPad that can cook you breakfast next. I’m calling it now! 🍳👀 #iPad4Chef Share this like it’s a meme you found at 3 AM! 🤡💀