🔮💻 *iPad Pro (M5, 2025) Review: The Transparent Wi-Fi Future We Didn’t Ask For*! 🔥💰 Yo, fam, Apple just dropped the iPad Pro M5, aka the Tablet of Eternal Performance! ✨ But let’s keep it real: it’s still as pricey as your rent in NYC. 🏙️💸 *Yikes!* Imagine a world where your tablet can do everything but still costs more than your entire computer setup. Sound familiar? 🤔 Enter the iPad Pro! It’s like that friend who constantly flexes but can’t get through a basic movie night without a snack delivery. 🍕💀 Apple's thrown in some *amazing* performance, but let's be honest, it feels like they put all the effort into the hardware while iPadOS is still out here looking like it failed kindergarten. 🍼💻 It’s trying to behave like macOS, but it’s just that kid who’s always trying to sit with the cool kids, only to spill their juice. *C’mon, fam! Get your act together!* 🤡🚀 “Is it worth the coin?” you scream while clutching your wallet tighter than Gollum with the One Ring. “Naw, fam, stick to your old one! 💀#iPadIsCapped” And remember: when in doubt, just pull a *Drake Pointing* at your savings account and whisper, “Not today, Satan.” 🤭 🔥 🧙‍♂️*Prediction*: In 2026, iPad Pro will come with built-in mood lighting and a voice assistant that judges your life choices. *Stonks, but cringe!* 💥