🤑🔔 HOLY APPLE PIE, FAM! 🍏🚨 It’s time to BREAK THE BANK and snag yourself a shiny new iPad Pro M5 for a mind-blowing $926! 💰 That’s like a 7% discount, which is basically a bargain in Apple-speak! 🤡✨ #Stonks? MOAR LIKE STONKS, NO CAP! 📉🔥 👀 So, like, what’s the deal? You know we all come crawling back to our overlords Apple during major sale days like Black Friday, right? It's like, “Should I invest in stocks, or a device that makes me feel like a tech wizard?” 🤔💫 (Shoutout to my broke homies who are still rocking the iPhone 6.) Imagine walking into Best Buy like Drake 👀👉 and seeing the AirPods drop again and the iPads begging to be added to your cart. “But do I need another iPad?” - *literally nobody ever* 😂💀💁‍♂️ Leaked dev quote: “We put the ‘Pro’ in iPad for about 73 bucks. You're welcome, sheep.” 🐑✨ 🔥👇**UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME**👇🔥 By 2024, every household will have at least 3 iPads, 2 AirPods, and a pet rabbit named Siri. Get ready, America! 🐇🤖💔 Now, SHARE THIS CLASSIC CHAOS! 🚀🔥