🚨BREAKING: Apple iPad Pro M5 Price Plummets Like Your Hopes for a Social Life🎢🔥 Yo fam, if you thought Apple was only good for overpriced fruit emojis and "just one more upgrade," think again! 🍏✨ The M5 iPad Pro launched at a price higher than my self-esteem after my last date 💔 just dropped to a jaw-dropping $935! 😱💸 🤑 Just yesterday, I heard a dev say, “I can’t afford rent, but I need that new iPad.” Tbh, bro, you’re gonna have the best device to... uh, scroll TikTok while living in your mom's basement. 🤷‍♂️💁‍♂️ Drake’s out here pointing at the deals like “This is the only thing I’m committing to this year.” 🥴 Meanwhile, the tech-grim reaper is like, “I guess Apple decided to compete with my prices at the thrift mall." 💀👕 But WAIT, there’s more! Black Friday is knocking, and Apple said, “Let’s just drop prices like it’s hot!” 🔥🥵 Get ready for your wallet to scream louder than your gaming PC during a boss fight. 💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2030, Apple will release an iPad Pro that’s just a piece of paper, and you’ll pay $5k for it because *aesthetics.* Stonks? More like *stonks with dumpster fire*. 💩🚀 Now go out there and pretend like you’re a futuristic millionaire while you “save” $200! #BasedOrCringe? You decide! 💸🚀