🎉🎉 🍏CEO of Apple is shaking in his sleek leather boots because 🔥 THE DEALS ARE BACK, BABY! 🔥 Like, fr fr, if you don’t pick up that M4 iPad Pro for $444 OFF like you're on a sinking ship🎇, then what are you even doing with your life? 💔 🤑😱 It’s cheaper than a night out with friends and 100% less awkward! 🚀 But wait, there’s more! The M3 iPad Air is getting a price slash of $280! Look at my stonks grow! 📈💰 💪👀 And can we talk about that titanium Apple Watch SE10 with $197 OFF? 😎 It’s basically a flex, bro🕶️! If you don’t snag one, are you even living? 🖊️ Oh, and for the *true* artsy folks out there, we have the Apple Pencil Pro drifting down to $90! Perfect for drawing stick figures in Notes while pretending to be productive! ✏️💀 🎤 *Shoutout to my imaginary developer friend, Bob, who said during lunch: “Why pay full price when you can feel like a boss and stonks it up with these deals?”* 🤖💬 So buckle up for the holiday season, because I predict Apple will release an iCar🚗 next — and it'll probably come with a 10% discount😱! #wishfulthinking #AppleWatchTheWorldBurn 🔥