💥🚨BREAKING: The iPad Pro has turned 10 today, and honestly, its potential is about as realized as my New Year’s resolutions 💔📅. Like, we out here treating a glorified oversized iPhone like it’s the second coming of Steve Jobs himself. Remember when Jobs popped a squat and introduced the iPad like it was a miracle device? 10 years later, we’re still waiting for that miracle like it's the last slice of pizza at a party 🍕😩. "One day, the iPad will rule the world", said some imaginary Apple Developer named Chad 🤖💬. Well, Chad, here we are with an iPad that still feels like it’s stuck in 2010, dodging innovation like it’s some low-key tracking cookie 💅. And can we talk about the FaceTime quality? It’s like my grandma’s VHS tapes had better clarity 🔦👵💾. Meanwhile, Samsung's over there shaking its head while offering foldable phones like, “Hold my beer, Apple” 🍻✨. Hot take: In 2032, we’ll still be waiting for the iPad Pro to actually do our dishes 🤯🧼. Or better yet, they’ll release an ‘iPad Pro MAX’ that’s just the size of a coffee table. Cope, seethe, pad your wallet, folks! Stonks gonna stonk! 📈🔥✨