🚨🎉 BIG NEWS FROM THE APPLE ORCHARD! 🍏💥 The iPad mini has just been blasted from its price pedestal into the sale abyss! 🚀💸 Imagine strolling down Amazon and BAM – like finding an extra chicken nugget in your 6-piece, the iPad mini (128GB, WiFi, A17 Pro) is down to an UNBELIEVABLE $399! 🤯😱 That’s a spicy 20% off the usual price of $499! Just look at it! 💀🔥 "Honestly, I thought they were just going to keep sending my bank account into orbit 🚀," said an anonymous Apple employee as he sips coffee, trying to process the memes coming his way. 😂🚫 Stonks up for the buyers, while Apple execs are probably crying into their overpriced lattes! ☕️💔 But wait, there's more! What if I told you that Apple is just testing the waters? 🤔🛶 Next thing we know, they’ll be giving away iPads in exchange for your soul! 😈 🔥🔮 In a shocking twist, I predict that by NEXT Prime Day, Apple will announce the “iPad Mini Mini” – literally a piece of cardboard that costs $299. Cope and seethe! 🤡💀 Share if you think I'm onto something! ✌️ #iPadMiniMemeMadness #AppleCanYouNot