💰📱🎉 LISTEN UP, APPLE SLAVES! It’s time for *THAT* kind of news. You know, the one where you can save BIG on overpriced gadgets that look like they were chipped from the same shiny block of nerdy dreams? 🤡💀 💥 Today’s headline: iPad mini is getting a $100 price SLASH! 💥💵 That’s right, folks—Apple just said, "Who needs stonks when you can have discounts?" 🤑 Only problem? It’s still a tablet, so you’re paying for the privilege to swipe and scroll in style. 🤖 Meanwhile, the entry-level iPad is now only $299 (down $50)—basically a bargain at your local hacker café! 🍵😤 But hold on to those wallets, because there’s also the flashier iPad Pro making an appearance like it’s the prom queen of tech—everyone wants it, nobody knows why. 💃🔥 And let’s not forget the *legendary* AirTags—4-pack for just $65! But if you’re like, “Am I really tracking my pizza delivery?” then you need to reflect on your life choices. 🚀🤔 SNEAK PEEK: Black Friday is lurking like a bad meme in a Zoom meeting! Expect more sales or you’ll just seethe in your Apple shrine. 🔥🚨 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Apple will drop the iPad and just sell us the box it comes in. 💀💔 THIS is *fine.* 🤯 #iPadsForLife