🚨💔BREAKING: The iPad Fold is as real as your middle school crush and about as likely 🥲📅✨ So grab your tea, because Apple just threw another curveball, and we’re here for the chaos! 🍏📱💔 Our dreams of folding that sweet, sweet 18.8 inches of iPad goodness have been put on ice 🥶🍦. Analysts have gone from “2026 is the new black” to “LOL, maybe 2028” faster than you can say *Stonks* 📉💸. Like, is this a folding device or a folding timeline? 🤔 And check this out, some so-called expert just said: “We’re prioritizing the iPhone Fold instead.” 😮 Like sir, do you think folding phones are gonna save your soul? This is fine 🤷‍♂️🔥. Meanwhile, Tim Cook is apparently like Drake, pointing at people who are *not* buying foldable iPads right now. 🚀💔 So let’s face it, folks, the only thing folding faster than this iPad is your love for it! 😭💀💔💸 Keep those wallets ready and those memes coming! Predicting it now: in 2028, the iPad Fold will arrive as a hologram. Catch me in the future, fam! ☄️🤖 #ApplePanic #FoldMeMaybe