💥🤡 Ladies and gents, gather ‘round because your favorite overpriced doorstop just got a $50 makeover! That’s right - the iPad A16 is now just a *whopping* $50 OFF! That's like a whole pizza for the price of one slice in Apple-verse! 🍕💰 Let’s recap: Apple devices still manage to climb higher than your Tinder matches’ expectations. 📈😤 The iPad Air went from “discounted” to “what was I thinking?” faster than you can say “Tim Cook’s couch fund.” 😅🔥 And the iPad Pro? Well, it’s not on sale because Apple is waiting for the *next big thing* to drop—probably a device that can also be a pet, because why not!? 🐶💸🤔 But hey! There’s still hope for the ol' entry-level iPad (aka the “please don’t judge me” tablet) with a sleek 256GB of storage, and it’s still rocking that *barely functional* iPad experience we know and love. 🙌💥 "Just make your apps a little less cringe, and we're golden," said a totally real developer in my head named Chad. 🤖💭 So, tweet your friends to rush in on this “deal” before they realize they’ve just spent rent on a shiny rectangle! 🚀😱 Hot take: In 2024, Apple will release an iPad that *literally* *makes* pizza. 🍕🔥 This is the way, folks. Share or perish! 💀👾✨