🚨🔥 Hype Alert for the Apple Cult! 🔥🚨 Apple dropped a new list of “best iPad apps for unleashing your creativity,” and honestly, it looks like the same old boomer bait! 🤡💀 I mean, are we really still pretending Procreate is the holy grail of digital art? This ain’t 2018, fam. Give me some new blood! ✍️😤 But let's break it down, because your creativity needs more than just doodling on a shiny metal plate! Enter my *leaked* convo with a disgruntled developer 👨‍💻💬: **Me:** "Hey, Tim Cook, how do you feel about innovation?" **Tim:** "Innovation? LOL, we're just repackaging the same apps with more glowy buttons. Stonks, baby! 💰📈” Wanna unleash your creativity? Try these *totally legit* and *not at all basic* gems: 1. **"Procreate"** – Because if it isn't on your iPad, did you even try? (Drake pointing meme moment) 👇👨‍🎨 2. **"Notability"** – For all your digital note-taking... and doodling (for when you need to pass notes during Zoom) 📓💔 3. **"Affinity Designer"** – Basically Photoshop without the subscription guilt. *Chad approval*💪 👽 But let’s be real: if your creative process relies on apps, you’re gonna need more than just an iPad. You need a therapist. And maybe an exit strategy from Apple’s overpriced ecosystem. 🔥 Hot take: In 2030, the Apple iPad will become sentient and only allow you to create NFTs of cats wearing hats. Welcome to the future. ✨😱🪐 #notmyipad