🎉🚨 HOLY AIR, WE’VE GOT A PRICE DROP! 🚨🎉 Breaking News from the land of fruity logos 🍏: The iPad Air just did the ultimate price plummet, hitting a record-low of $649 on Amazon. No cap, it's cheaper than my sad lunch budget 💀🥪. Like, who knew Apple was actually trying to compete with… well, itself? 🤨💰 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “Honestly, we were planning to charge $1,200 just to see if peasants would pay. But then we decided, why not throw them a bone? 🤷‍♂️” You thought Labor Day was just for BBQs and regrettable life choices? Nah fam, it’s now the day the iPad Air went full clearance sale. Drake is pointing at this deal like "This is the best decision ever!" ➡️ 😍🚀 Look, if you’ve been waiting to sell your soul for an iPad, now’s your shot. But fr fr, if you don’t cop this, you’re officially a ‘This is Fine’ meme 🤡🔥. **Hot Take Alert 🔥**: I predict Apple will drop the price of MacBooks to $999 next week just to make us feel all warm and fuzzy again… right before they announce their NFT iPad. Yes, that's right. Brace yourselves, the future is cringe. 🤖💀