🚨🔥 EXCLUSIVE LEAK: Apple’s 11-inch iPad Air M3 on sale, but it’s still a glorified clipboard 📝! You ever see a price drop that makes you say “stonks”? Well, hold my smoothie because this is painfully chill. 💸💀 ✨ FOR REAL THO: The 11-inch iPad Air (M3, 128 GB, Blue) is throwin’ a party at Amazon, now just *$449* after gargling the original price of *$599*. 💰 That’s $150 OFF! Like, if you hate money, keep scrolling, but for everyone else, this is your moment. 💡 Developer Quote (LEAKED): “Honestly, I thought we were selling iPads at a loss to promote their popularity... turns out they just keep selling themselves!” - Anonymous Apple Dev, probably sipping overpriced coffee ☕️ (don’t @ me). Drake pointing to “$150 OFF” while also yelling, “This is fine” when you realize it’s basically just a shiny brick that can barely run your memes. 🤖 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, the iPads will be priced at a straight-up $1,000, but with a NEW color: "FOMO Yellow." We’re all just waiting for the iPad Pro to become a sentient being and ascend to the Apple throne. 👑🚀 Share this if you’re still using your phone as a hotspot! 🤡💥