🚨📱 BREAKING: Affinity apps just went FREE on iPad! 💀💸 But wait! There's a meme-sized catch! 🐟💥 So, if you've been dreaming of editing photos or crafting masterpieces like a digital Picasso, but your wallet has been saying "nah, fam" 🥴, now's your moment! These magical apps, Affinity Photo 2, Publisher 2, and Designer 2, have been unleashed for your iPad for *0 dollars*! 😱💵 But hold your horses! 🤠 Don't go shouting "STONKS!" just yet. I can already hear the developers in their dark lairs: 🥷 "Let's make this free, but in October when everyone is on fire waiting for the new iPad reveal, we’ll sneak in some *subscription fees* that’ll hit harder than your ex’s “we need to talk” text. 📉🤯" Drake is pointing left and right: "No subscription? Based! 😍 *Subscription?* Cringe!" So are we vibing with Affinity's generosity, or just setting ourselves up for a tech betrayal? This is so fine... until it's not. 🔥🤡 🔮 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next thing you know, Apple’s gonna charge you a *yearly fee for air* on your iPad! 🤖🚀 Keep your wallets close and your memes closer! Share this chaos!