🚨📱BREAKING TECH NEWS: 🎉 THE APPLE IPAD 11" IS NOW $299!!! WHAT A STEAL! 🤯💰 No cap, fam, that's $50 off that sweet fruit gadget we all love to drool over! 🍏🚀 Labor Day is basically just an excuse for Apple to drop prices and let us pretend we aren’t throwing our money away on overpriced tech. It’s like stonks but for iPads! 📈💵 *cue Drake meme pointing at the price drop like “yes pls.”* You can snag this 128GB WiFi beauty on Amazon WITHOUT having to sell a kidney! That means you can either watch TikToks in stunning clarity or pretend to do work while scrolling through memes. 😏💻💀 But wait, peep this imaginary convo I had with a “tech guru” I just made up: *Me:* “Dude, why get an iPad?” *Tech guru:* “So I can play Candy Crush while pretending to work, duh! Plus, it’s lightweight for all the Ls I take!”😂🤖 So what’s the hot take? 🤔 Here’s the tea: by 2025, Apple will announce the iPad Pro 69" that doubles as a pizza warmer. 🍕🔥 You heard it here first, folks! Get ready to *seethe* when that happens. SHARE this madness, let’s make it go viral! 🌐💥