🚨💰BREAKING: iPad 10th Gen now available for a mere $399.99! That’s a sizzling $99.01 off!🔥 “Mom, I need it for school!” Just kidding, it’s actually for TikTok, but keep that on the down-low. 🎒📱😜 Imagine walking into class with your new iPad, and everybody's like *Drake pointing* 👀 to your stunning device while you pretend to take notes but really just scrolling through memes. Classic school year move, right? 🤡 Just think about it—why pay full price for an overpriced Apple tablet when you could have the 10th Gen for $99 less? 🤔 That’s like buying a small car…if the car was a fruit that you can’t eat. 🍏🚗💥 *Fake Developer Quote Alert* 🚨: “I put a 10th Gen iPad in a classroom and the apex of learning surged. Kids suddenly knew the quadratic formula...then they went back to Fortnite.” - Some Developer 😂 So grab it now before all your friends are bragging about their new fancy-schmancy tech! 🔥🚀UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Apple will release an iPad that’s just a screen with a sticker of a fruit, and people will still line up for it. *Stonks* 📈💀 #iPad10thGen #SchoolFlex😎