🚨🚨BREAKING: iOS 26.1 & tvOS 26.1 are dropping a “VIBRANT” Apple TV app icon, and it’s about as exciting as a soggy slice of bread! 🥴🍞 In a mind-blowing twist, Apple just decided they would rather revamp their app’s icon than, um, FIX THEIR VPN 🤔💀. They rebranded from Apple TV+ to Apple TV because “branding” is apparently more important than listening to users when they say there’s nothing to watch! 📢 Leaked Developer Quote: "Honestly, we spent more time choosing the color palette than fixing Siri. Stonks? More like, *STONKS DISASTER*!" 🤡💸 And, of course, the Apple faithful are out here like "This is fine." 🐶🔥 Can you imagine Tim Cook holding a meeting where they discuss why we need a “vibrant” icon? While everyone else is like, “Uhh, can we just get some decent shows?” 🤦‍♂️ Drake Approves ✔️ but also be like, “Nah, there’s nothing to stream!” 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: This new vibrant icon will magically increase streaming choices by 0% and will be so distracting users will forget how to navigate their apps, leading to a national crisis called “The Great Apple TV Confusion of 2024”… 🤖🤯💔