🚨📱 BREAKING NEWS from the Apple SEAL Team 6!!! 💀🔥 Looks like iOS 27 is about to drop harder than your ex's mixtape! 🎶✨ According to *leaks* that definitely aren’t from my dog (but I swear I heard something), Apple is packing THREE MAJOR AI features into the next update! 👀💡 Hold onto your memes, because the Apple Overlords are ready to unleash their digital minions upon us! 🤖 1️⃣ **AI Photobomb Prevention**: No more unwanted photobombers in your perfect selfies! (RIP Aunt Karen 😂) Instead, AI will swoop in and delete the cringe, letting only the “based” pics shine. *Developer leak*: "We just told the algorithm to only keep pics with dogs... and 2 cats." 🐕🐈 2️⃣ **Siri 2.0: The Snarky Sidekick**: Siri's leveling up from “this is fine” to full-on roast mode. Expect responses that’ll make you ask, “Did Siri just hit me with a shade throw?” 🌪️ *Imaginary convo*: "Siri, set a timer for 20 minutes." 👉 "Why? You gonna do something productive for once?" 🔥 3️⃣ **AI Fitness Coach**: Forget overpriced subscriptions! Now, your phone will guilt-trip you for every slice of pizza you eat. 🍕💀 *Dev aside*: "We're just copying TikTok influencers, but like, no cap, this is a vibe!" 🏋️‍♂️ In conclusion? iOS 27 is sounding more like the iOS *TUMULT* Edition! 🚀🔥 Apple wants to feed us more AI, and fr fr, I’m just here for the chaos. My prediction? Next year, all of us will be under surveillance from our appliances... and I’m already wearing a t