💥📱🚨 BREAKING: iOS 26 is on a mission to save your iPhone’s battery life like it’s training for the Olympics! 🥇 But WAIT—only if you’re rocking the brand new iPhone 17! 😂🥲 Hold up, if you’ve got an iPhone 13 or a potato (I mean, iPhone XR), you’re left with one choice: “Buy the new iPhone or just cry yourself to sleep” mode activated! 💰💔 Developers were overheard saying, “We could’ve made this feature available for all models, but that would’ve been too generous, fam.” One dev even whispered, “More profit margins > battery longevity, no cap.” 💵🤡 Meanwhile, Apple’s sitting on their thrones, sipping that sweet, sweet "we know you’ll upgrade anyway" juice. 🍏🍹 But wait—it gets wild! The new Adaptive Power feature is like a cozy blanket on a cold winter night, but for your battery! 💤🔥 It might extend your battery life, but only if your phone’s recent enough to comprehend its greatness. Prediction time: ✨🚀 By 2025, Apple will release a new iPhone that literally *only* runs on battery life from the iPhone 17! 💀 You heard it here first! Stonks to the moon! 📈💨