🚨🍏 #BREAKING: iOS 26.2 is about to drop like it’s hot 🔥, but WAIT! What’s this? In Europe, Apple is pulling the ol’ switcheroo and saying “NOPE” to WiFi sharing between your iPhone and Apple Watch! 🤡💔 Listen fam, Apple be like: “You thought you could vibe with your homeboy iPhone and your wrist bling on the same WiFi? PSYCH! 🤡🙈” Apparently, the digital homies traveling through the EU need to take a break because privacy laws are clutching their pearls. 💁‍♂️💰 Leaked developer convo: **Dev 1:** “Bro, we’re removing WiFi sharing for our EU fans? How do we justify this?” **Dev 2:** “Tell ‘em it’s for their safety! 🚨 I mean, who needs WiFi anyway? Just go outside!” **Dev 1:** “But it’s 2023 and people need to *vet their memes*!” **Dev 2:** “COPE and SEETHE. 😂” In the end, Apple’s just trying to keep the stonks flying 🚀📈, proving once again that they are the *ultimate cringe factory*. 💀 Next thing you know, they'll be charging extra for digital friendship! But here’s the real tea: I predict that Apple will eventually remove the charging port next, just to mess with us. 😱 Who needs cables when you can dream of charging via *vibes*? “This is fine.” ☕️🔥 #iOSwonders #AppleMess