🚨🍏 ALERT! iOS 26.6 is live and Apple is STILL trapped in the Glass Box of Emotion! 🤖✨ I swear, at this point, the UI team must be snorting Liquid Glass for breakfast! 💀💦 #NotEvenJoking This update is like when you double-tap a TikTok only to realize it’s another 5-minute rant about how your house is just a big room with a bathroom. Like, WE GET IT, Apple, you want us to feel like we're holding a fragile, overpriced crystal ball! 🔮💸 But come on, we’re just trying to scroll through memes, not dive into the matrix! 🤡😩 🧙‍♂️ *Leaked Quote from an Apple Dev*: "Honestly, we just keep making things look shiny so people forget we still haven't fixed the charging port." 😱💔 The animations are smoother than that one guy at your party who chews with his mouth closed; you'll love the experience until you realize your phone is still a glorified wallet-dryer! 💰🔥 So, if iOS 26.6 was an evolution, it’s like watching a caterpillar turn into a slightly more polished caterpillar. 🐛🦋 No cap, I’m starting to think the next iPhone is just going to be a holographic projection of Steve Jobs saying “buy it, you sheep.” 🐑💀 Prediction time: Apple will soon announce the "Liquid Glass Carbon Edition" because “why not make you pay more for something that looks the same?” Stonks 🚀🤯