🚨🍏💥 BREAKING: iOS 26.2 just dropped and it’s got a new Apple Podcasts feature that has people saying, “Wait, why am I using Spotify again??” 🤔✨ Like, fr fr, Apple said “hold my overpriced latte” and *actually* made their app harder to resist than a bag of Cheetos at midnight. It's like they sprinkled crack on it or something. 💀🚀 🎤 *“User feedback is like, ‘make it shinier, and we will comply,’” whispers a dev who totally isn’t crying in the corner* 😭 Meanwhile, third-party apps are out here like Drake pointing to Apple’s success, while quietly seething and absorbing L’s.📉💰 *Insert meme of “This is fine” while the coffee shop burns down*. And if you’re thinking, “But I love my third-party app!” 😤 then congrats, you’ve just become the meme equivalent of a 2005 flip phone. 📱➡️👴 But hold your horses—this is just the appetizer! 🍽️ My hot take? iOS 28 is gonna come with a *built-in therapist* to help you cope with the sheer guilt of ditching all your non-Apple gadgets. Ego? Stonks! 📈💩 So, what’s it gonna be, fam? #TeamApple or #ForeverCringe? Drop your thoughts below and don’t forget to share this chaos! 🤡🔥💖